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Greg Banks
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 Rambo at 62

By: Greg Banks (C)
Submitted: Jan 14, 2008
Category: Entertainment  

Rambo at 62Being John Rambo at 62 has certain pluses and minuses:

1) The only thing stiff in the morning are your knees.

2) The bad guys can't sneak up on you: you pee 6 times a night.

3) Your camp is littered with Icy Hot patches.

4) You fall asleep while firing your M-60.

5) You haven't had a good crap since the mid-90s.

6) You're easier to track, they follow the scent of menthol (see #3).

7) Your sciatica means the hot Asian chick gives you a back rub instead of a front rub.

8) Medicaid hasn't kicked in yet.

9) Rambo V to be filmed in The Villages, FL.

10) Senior discounts at the Gun Shack.

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joe amadeus
joe amadeus
 Jan 15, 2008
Super genius!

Christine Burgess
Christine Burgess
 Jan 15, 2008
You should submit this to Letterman for his Top Ten List. Brilliant.
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