http://www. dailycomedy. com/joke/10994

PATCHOGUE -- The names of R&B music star Mary J. Blige, along with rap artists 50 Cent, Timbaland and Wyclef Jean, and award-winning author and producer Tyler Perry, have emerged in an Albany-based investigation of steroids trafficking that has already rocked the professional sports world, according to confidential sources.


Authorities became suspicious when 50 Cent was seen wearing 700 pounds of bling.