Sign In | Sign Up Submit Joke | Submit Video | Family Filter: Off

Your Economy Comedy Headquarters

Home Jokes▼ Videos▼ LateNet▼ Hot Topics▼ Comedy Store▼ Forum▼

Did you know? We now allow guest commenting and rating on all our jokes and comedy videos! No need to register, just comment and rate. Go ahead... knock yourself out! Underneath each joke and video you can click on comments to read and post, and click on a star () to rate.

Home > All Jokes > Entertainment Jokes > Dirty Mouth Jokes > Porn Jokes >

Joke

Kelli Dunham

Visit My Profile

You know what turns me on...

By: Kelli Dunham (C)
Submitted: Jan 11, 2008
Category: Entertainment

From Hot Topic

Porn
198 Jokes 9 Videos

...self care. Got your 12 month check up today? That's hot! Do you floss? Cue the porn music. When I find a woman who washes her hands before she sits down to eat? Holy soap and water, I'll follow her anywhere....

| Comments (0) | Rate it:

Related Jokes	\|	Related Videos	\|	More from Kelli Dunham

Clean shaven cops

By: Meredith Daniels

Submited: Jan 14, 2008

-- The NYPD is getting strict about facial hair, recently telling employees they can no longer sport goatees and chin strap beards, [more]

Half of US women prefer internet to sex

By: Ricardo Aleman

Submited: Dec 17, 2008

According to a survey sponsored by computer chip giant Intel, about 50% of women ages 18-44 would prefer to go without sex [more]

Chad Johnson changes his name to Ocho Cinco

By: Denis Donohue

Submited: Sep 5, 2008

The NFL declared that it will officially recognize Chad Johnsons legal name change to Ocho Cinco. Not to be outdone, pornstar Jenna [more]

Happy Thanksgiving

By: Gary B.

Submited: Nov 18, 2007

You know it's Thanksgiving because . . . Michael Vick organizes turkey fights Barry Bonds injects himself with cranberry sauce [more]

It's Twins! Porn Star Jenna Jameson Is A New Mom

By: John Roman

Submited: Mar 19, 2009

Adult film star Jenna Jameson and her boyfriend of two years, Tito Ortiz, welcomed twin boys Monday morning. The new mother was [more]

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (1) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (2) | Rating

Sandra Lee Parody - Food Porn

Sandra Lee Parody - Food Porn

By: Juliet Jeske

Views: 1026

[Sketch] Parody of the host of the Food Network's Semi-homemade with Sandra Lee Video by Juli...

Real Sex

Real Sex

By: Josh Filipowski

Views: 976

[Viral] Here's what happens when people cannot tell the difference between "HBO's Real Sex" & "...

Ed-E-torial #3:Britney Spears Says, “No Anal.” Jenna Jameson Gets Searched.

Ed-E-torial #3:Britney Spears Says, “No Anal....

By: Ed Druckman

Views: 861

[Bitcom] Item: Britney Spears has lost her most searched web status to adult star Jenna Jameson,...

Porn PSA

Porn PSA

By: Jennifer Palumbo

Views: 750

[Sketch] Two women attempt to educate a generation of men who learned all their "moves" from wat...

Ed-E-torial #4: Wheelchair Bobby Talks About Bert & Ernie's Man Love

Ed-E-torial #4: Wheelchair Bobby Talks About Be...

By: Ed Druckman

Views: 320

[Bitcom] To My Fan: I'll admit it. There have been rumors that Ed-E-torial has gone to my head. ...

Comments (2) | Rating

Comments (2) | Rating

Comments (2) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Doctors will say anything...

By: Kelli Dunham

Submited: Jan 28, 2008

Doctors will say anything to fat people. First of all, if you're fat, that's what the problem is. Gallbladder problems? Faaaat. [more]

By: Kelli Dunham

Submited: Jan 5, 2008

Went with a friend to a place called the "New Idea" museum in New York. They consider themselves "edgy" in the art world, they even [more]

A first lady you can....

By: Kelli Dunham

Submited: Feb 4, 2008

At the 93 March on Washington, Lea Delaria said that Hillary Clinton was "finally...a first lady you could f***." I met Ms Clinton [more]

Running from what?

By: Kelli Dunham

Submited: Jan 19, 2008

I don't understand people who run marathons. "oh it's for my health." No, you run 3 miles for your health, you run 26 miles because [more]

Really?

By: Kelli Dunham

Submited: Jan 16, 2008

I'm reading a book about writing right now, instead of writing, which is kind of meta-ironic if you think about it. Anyway, on the [more]

Comments (1) | Rating

Comments (1) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments (0) | Rating

Comments

There are currently no comments for this joke.

Add Comment

Comment as a Guest

* - denotes a required field

Comment as a Member

Comedians, & Comedy Fans

Sign In to Comment

Sponsored By

Get Jokes and Videos in Your InBox!

Topics

More

About Us | Advertising Info | Support | Contact | Terms Of Service | Privacy Policy | Objectionable | Feedback | Help | Sitemap

Copyright 2006-2008 © International Mining and Steel, Inc.