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Most of the dogs participating in Sunday's Gay Pride Parade in New York City are not actually gay themselves, says Michael Garzone, a spokeperson for the Heterosexual Canine Rights Organization. "Many of these dogs were chosen by their gay owners for their dainty appearance, but the majority of them are bitch-loving heteros, and many are having emotional difficulties coping with the stupendously gay outfits they are forced to wear around town. "Nothing personal against these queers," said one Shitzu, dressed as Strawberry Shortcake in drag, "But this outfit is gayer than a dildo-shaped dog bone. How am I supposed to get laid in this dress?" You can donate to the foundation Garzone has set up to help fund the therapy these mistakenly outed pooches will need at:
Jun 26, 2006
Hey, let's be fair. And just because someone is not gay doesn't mean his or her dog isn't gay. Ray Ellin is not gay (or at least is in the closet) but his bulldog, Rocky, is is gay. He humps Ray's leg on command--often.
Ray Ellin
Jun 26, 2006
Rocky's not gay. He's just fun lovin'.
Pastor John
Jun 27, 2006
Pretty funny.
Tim Young
Jun 27, 2006
rocky is omni-sexual. any gender, species, or body part is fair game. r
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Most of the dogs participating in Sunday's Gay Pride Parade in New York City are not actually gay themselves, says Michael Garzone, a spokeperson for the Heterosexual Canine Rights Organization. "Many of these dogs were chosen by their gay owners for their dainty appearance, but the majority of them are bitch-loving heteros, and many are having emotional difficulties coping with the stupendously gay outfits they are forced to wear around town. "Nothing personal against these queers," said one Shitzu, dressed as Strawberry Shortcake in drag, "But this outfit is gayer than a dildo-shaped dog bone. How am I supposed to get laid in this dress?" You can donate to the foundation Garzone has set up to help fund the therapy these mistakenly outed pooches will need at: 
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