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When you really want to have sex...

By: Kelli Dunham (C)
Submitted: Jan 7, 2008
Category: Entertainment

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When you are waiting to have sex and you really want to have it...everything makes you horny. Reading the ingredients on a box of cereal. The smell of laundry detergent. Listening to "Car Talk" on NPR. Totally random things.

"What is that? The theme song from The Golden Girls? Damn, I think I just came!"

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