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Are you SURE you wanna make her Runner Up?

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: Jan 3, 2008
Category: News

An Arizona beauty queen is was indicted last month for allegedly kidnapping and torturing an ex-boyfriend for ten hours.

Kumari Fulbright's attorney declined comment, save that perhaps it wasn't her best idea to submit the act as part of the Talent portion of the Miss Arizona 2007 competition.

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