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Alex Fossella
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Lion King

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Jan 1, 2008
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!

I saw a poster for the Lion King on broadway. it said "Go see the Lion King, cuz there's nothing else like it."

By that logic i should go see...myself raped by bears.

I don't wanna go just cuz its a unique experience.

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