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Throwing In The Baby With The Bath Water

By: Rob Cioffi (C)
Submitted: Dec 24, 2007
Category: News

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Throwing In The Baby With The Bath Water

A couple were arrested for trying to sell their infant at a car wash.

Apparently there is a market for “That New Baby Smell”.

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