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Dan Liebert
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 VEGETARIAN DINER

By: Dan Liebert (C)
Submitted: Dec 20, 2007
Category: Weird  
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Vegetarian
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I was at a vegetarian diner. The guy next to me was eating their famous Nine Bean Chili with grilled tofu chunks and melted soy cheese on top along with a tall glass of soy milk.

So basically he's eating beans mixed with chunks of beans with beans melted on top and washed down with a nice, cold glass of beans.

He may be healthy but he ain't gonna be popular.

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Steve Knowles
Steve Knowles
 Dec 22, 2007
:)
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