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Archbishop Dismisses Christmas Story as Legend

By: Greg Banks (C)
Submitted: Dec 20, 2007
Category: News Staff Pick!

The Archbishop of Canterbury said yesterday that the Christmas story of the Three Wise Men was nothing but a 'legend'.

The Archbishop concluded his remarks by saying: "Merry F***ing Christmas" and "ho-f***ing-ho."

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joe amadeus	Dec 20, 2007 Brilliant

Julia Gorin	Dec 20, 2007 Well said! Indeed, this asshole is a typical Islamist "Christian" Brit, who recently called America "the worst imperialist." He is the Arch-imam of Canterbury. Now that's what I call a ho-f**king-ho

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