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Dan Liebert

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BANKS ARE GIVING AWAY REAL ESTATE

By: Dan Liebert (C)
Submitted: Dec 14, 2007
Category: Weird

My friend Steve paid $400 for a weekend seminar on how to get rich in real estate. According to the brochure - "Banks are just giving away real estate - find out how you can get some!"

Trust me, banks are NOT giving away real estate. We are talking about the people who put a long chain on a pen that doesn't work. I don't think they're giving away apartment houses.

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Dec 14, 2007
Good one Dan!

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