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FORTUNE COOKIE

By: Dan Liebert (C)
Submitted: Dec 11, 2007
Category: Weird

Not really a joke but I just got a fortune cookie

"You will win the respect of your pears".

Can you believe there are people who entrust their fate to a fortune cookie? Me, I take charge of my fate - I open cookie after cookie till I find a fortune I like.

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Dec 12, 2007
"You will win the respect of your pears". Dan, would that be Bartlett or Bosc pears? :) Always enjoy your jokes.

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