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the perfect gift certificate

By: Billy Bingo (C)
Submitted: Dec 11, 2007
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

My wife gave me a gift certificate to the "Chicken Ranch." Attached was a note saying 'don't come on the nights I'm there working.'

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Steve Knowles

Good one Billy!

Rob Cioffi

Classic Billy Bingo!

Gary B.

funny one!

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