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Matthew McKnight holds the Guinness record for "Greatest Distance Thrown in a Car Accident." He lived to tell about being thrown 118 feet by a car that hit him while traveling about 70 mph.
This record is probably safe unless Kate Moss gets hit by a speeding Hummer.
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Steve Knowles |
Dec 11, 2007
Hey, I like the change in the joke! I was going to give it a four before too, but I think it's even better now. (I wish they had a scale from one to 10, because it's tough for me to give a five, since that indicates the funniest joke possible, in my mind
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