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Canoeist who "returned from dead" charged 

Steve Knowles
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 Canoeist who "returned from dead" charged

By: Steve Knowles (C)
Submitted: Dec 8, 2007
Category: News  

LONDON (Reuters) - A man who "returned from the dead" after apparently being lost at sea in a canoeing accident five years ago was charged by police on Saturday with obtaining money by deception and making a false declaration to get a passport.

Also being charged with obtaining money by deception and attempting to return from the dead are comedian Pauly Shore, singer Janet Jackson, and actor Ben Affleck.

Dictator Francisco Franco, however, is still dead.

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Gary B.
Gary B.
 You're on a roll! This was really funny!
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