I have been blessed with the Wisdom and Knowledge of Ages.

But this is my very first entry into the Daily Comedy Franchise.

I wanted to submit an entry a long time ago, but my couch felt so comfortable, as I sat there watching the tell lie vision (television)

eating Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream, getting further brainwashed by a system that set me up to fail.

My mind was lost in an Entertainment Wilderness, caught deep in the Matrix. What was a brotha to do?

Then a voice called out from the wilderness, and told me

that my mind!—just like the ice cream—was melting.

That's when I decided not to fall victim to the trap that was set before me.

I was risen from the dead.

Resurrected so that I may build an Empire.

I had to do something, 'cause Ben and Jerry ain't gonna pay my bills!

As a wise man once said that procrastination is like masturbation—you're only screwing yourself!

That was the Word of the Day. Please forward all donations to W.A.K.O. (the Wisdom And Knowledge Organization), c/o my mama house.