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China Ordains Catholic Bishops

By: Jill Twiss (C)
Submitted: Dec 5, 2007
Category: News

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After years of conflict with the Catholic Church, China ordained two Vatican-approved bishops this week.

Catholicism is a little different in China, in that the altar boys are less afraid of the molestation than the asbestos-laden toys they’ll be given to keep them quiet afterward.

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