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Jill Twiss
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 No Nukes in Iran

By: Jill Twiss (C)
Submitted: Dec 5, 2007
Category: Political  
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President Bush
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An intelligence study released this week reports that Iran halted its nuclear weapons program in 2003, contradicting earlier reports that the country was working quickly toward a nuclear bomb.

When asked how he could defend his previous statements threatening military action against Iran, President Bush replied, “Look, here in America, we ONLY attack countries that don’t have weapons.”

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