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Sudan Teacher Imprisoned

By: Jill Twiss (C)
Submitted: Nov 30, 2007
Category: News Staff Pick!

Gillian Gibbons, a British teacher in Sudan, has been sentenced to fifteen days in prison for allowing her class to name its teddy bear "Muhammad."

To appease the radical Muslims, Gibbons has agreed to allow the class to name their next bear, "Damn Jews!"

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Greg Banks	Dec 1, 2007 I thought it was "f---ing Jews."

Julia Gorin	Dec 4, 2007 Thanks for the complimemt--and I had the same thoughts about this one by you. I even narrated it to my husband last week.

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