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Julia Gorin
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Teacher who Insulted Teddy Bear Convicted in Sudan

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Nov 30, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Sudan has found the British teacher who allowed students to name a teddy bear 'Muhammad' guilty of insulting religion and inciting hatred against Islam, and has sentenced her to 15 days in jail and to deportation.

Upon hearing this news, people all over Sudan began naming teddy bears Muhammad.



While jurists in the free world mostly agreed with the Sudan verdict, they disagreed with the charges, saying that the teacher instead should have been convicted for insulting a teddy bear.

They argued that naming a bed of nails or a guillotine 'Muhammad' is one thing, but warm and fuzzy objects such as teddy bears truly run contrary to Islam.

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Gary B.
Gary B.
Nov 30, 2007
Excellent biting sarcastic wit! I agree the sentence is totally ridiculous.


Dan Liebert
Dan Liebert
Nov 30, 2007
I've been to Sudan - you don't know how true this is.


david Garcia
david Garcia
Nov 30, 2007
There are literaly 1000s of people in Gret Britain who would pay a fortune to get flogged. She get's tp be flogged (whiped) 40 times FREE of charge. So what's the problem?
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