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By: MARK WIDENER (C)
Submitted: Nov 27, 2007
Category: News Staff Pick!

THE REPORT OF DICK THE CROOK CHENEY HAVING AN IRRIGULAR HEART BEAT WAS STAGED TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK HE HAS A HEART.NEXT THEY`LL SAY BUSH HAD TO HAVE A CAT-SCAN

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pink pink	Nov 28, 2007 So funny!!!!!

Gary B.	Nov 28, 2007 Good one, Mark!

Jim Cady	Nov 28, 2007 Hey Mark - Funny Stuff Bro. You should put this one in your act!

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