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By: MARK WIDENER (C)
Submitted: Nov 27, 2007
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THE REPORT OF DICK THE CROOK CHENEY HAVING AN IRRIGULAR HEART BEAT WAS STAGED TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK HE HAS A HEART.NEXT THEY`LL SAY BUSH HAD TO HAVE A CAT-SCAN

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pink pink	Nov 28, 2007 So funny!!!!!

Gary B.	Nov 28, 2007 Good one, Mark!

Jim Cady	Nov 28, 2007 Hey Mark - Funny Stuff Bro. You should put this one in your act!

Raymond Dean	Feb 11, 2009 I would have gone with brain scan, but then... I don't drink beer... so few people trust me.

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