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San Francisco Bans Fireplaces

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Nov 25, 2007
Category: News

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There is serious talk in San Francisco about banning fireplaces in homes. After hearing that the people of San Francisco said “No problem, if we want a house fire we’ll just go to Malibu.”

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