http://www. dailycomedy. com/joke/10408

Happy Turkey Day Y'all!
Are y'all thankful today?
I know I am.


Thankful that I only have to eat one meal a year
with my whacked-out ass family!!!
(stole it author anonimos)

Not to be insulting or anything.

Because I consider y'all like family too,

Only without the merciless beatings -
& I can pretty much decide for myself whether or not
I want to communicate with y'all over Christmas & the Holidays & crap.


Don't worry, I'm still coming.

Just make lots of turkey.


Thanks for the Giving! (Hell to the Yeah!)