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 Happy Thanksgiving

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Nov 18, 2007
Category: Blogs  
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Thanksgiving
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You know it's Thanksgiving because . . .

Michael Vick organizes turkey fights

Barry Bonds injects himself with cranberry sauce

O.J. Simpson steals the mashed potatoes

Paris Hilton uses a turkey baster in a scene from her latest porn video

Turkey is on the Bush menu--it's the next country he plans to invade

Dog the Bounty Hunter uses an epithet when asked if he would like any dark meat

Dick Cheney goes turkey hunting and bags a turkey when he accidently shoots himself

Senator Larry Craig is in a Boise public restroom doing the turkey trot

The Clinton's turkey hasn't thawed--and neither has Hillary

The captain of the Cosco Busan knocks over the gravy boat and causes a huge spill

Lindsay Lohan enjoys Wild Turkey at her favorite club

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO RAY ELLIN, STEVE SILBERBERG, PETE CZECH, AND ALL THE WONDERFUL CONTRIBUTORS TO THIS GREAT COMEDY FORUM.

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