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Hilary's Softball

By: Isaac Thomas (C)
Submitted: Nov 16, 2007
Category: Political

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Hilary Clinton's campaign was accused last weekend of planting people in the audience to ask the New York senator easy questions during a campaign stop in Iowa. When Barack Obama was asked to comment he said "Senator Clinton thinks that just because she gets to put her knees on the ground when she does pushups that she can "Put her knees down" when it comes to answering the tough questions. As president I will never "Do the girl pushups" just to get by. I am Barack Obama for crying out loud! I can do a pushup!" His response was followed by what marked the first time an Obama audience had no idea why they were cheering.

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