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Barack Obama & Hillary Clinton - Broccoli in '08

By: Jim Cady (C)
Submitted: Nov 15, 2007
Category: Political

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If Barack wins the nomination he should immediately name Hillary as his running mate. That way they can run under the slogan
“BARACK-ARLY in ‘08”

They should stand a decent chance too.
We elected Bush twice & he’s basically a vegetable.

Actually he’s more like a shrub, so a vegetable would be a step up.

At least Broccoli would be palatable.

It’d make a nice parting jab at Bush too,
kind of like a final FUCK YOU & the father you rode in on.

(Give me a 4 on this one & I’ll kick y’alls ass! Jus’ Playin’ - PLEASE RATE)

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pink pink	Nov 15, 2007 LOL

Tim	Dec 12, 2008 That's pretty damn catchy and right on point.

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