Did you know? We now allow guest commenting and rating on all our jokes and comedy videos! No need to register, just comment and rate. Go ahead... knock yourself out! Underneath each joke and video you can click on comments to read and post, and click on a star () to rate.
Joke

Kurt Metzger
Visit My Profile
America's Christian Tradition

By: Kurt Metzger (C)
Submitted: Jul 17, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Washington

373 Jokes  7 Videos

The secular liberals in our country who want to take religion out of the public sphere and turn our children gay would have you believe that separation of Church and State was a concept invented by our founding fathers!

Not so! Our founding fathers had firm fundamentalist beliefs and wanted all Americans to also. Here are some historical facts the ACLU doesn't want you to know:

    Did you know that faith in Christ is the only thing that finally got Thomas Jefferson off meth?

    Did you know John Adams explored the American wilderness as a missionary, whipping bibles at brown people from the safety of his canoe?

    Did you know that at parties, Ben Franklin liked to go on and on about Jesus until people felt awkward?

    Did you know Abraham Lincoln used to tour the country lifting weights and breaking boards in half with his bare hands in order to witness to young people about Christ and the evils of interracial dating?

    Did you know that George Washington once chopped down a cherry tree because it reminded him too much of a large penis and he was no queer?


Share this joke on Facebook!Facebook  Share this joke on MySpace!MySpace  Share this joke on Twitter!Twitter  Share this joke via Email!Email  Stumble It!  del.icio.us  Digg This!  Embed code!  |  Comments (0)  |  Rate it:
There are currently no comments for this joke.
Add Comment
 Comment as a Guest 
Your Name: *

Your email (will not be shown): *

Your Comment: *


* - denotes a required field

 Comment as a Member 

Comedians, & Comedy Fans

Sign In to Comment

Username:

Remember me
Password:

Keep me logged in


Not registered? No problem. It's FREE!
Sponsored By
Get Jokes and Videos in Your InBox!

Sign up for ourDaily LOL!


It's always fresh, funny and FREE!

   -or-   
Follow us on
Also check us out on:
   and   
* Your e-mail address will not be sold by us,
and you can easily unsubscribe at any time.
View our Privacy Policy.
Topics