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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the Week

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Oct 29, 2007
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

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October 29 - November 4

"Are you North Korean? North Koreans are responsible for all the wars in this world."

- South Korean-born actor Daniel Dae Kim, upon being arrested for DUI.

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MARK WIDENER

Oct 29, 2007
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WALK THE LINE. DO I LOOK LIKE JOHNNY CASH ?

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