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By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Oct 26, 2007
Category: Political Staff Pick!

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Vladimir Putin
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Russian President Vladimir Putin today compared the US proposal to build a missile defense shield in Eastern Europe to the Cuban missile crisis. To complete the analogy, Putin dug up the corpse of Marilyn Monroe and he and his brother took turns banging her.

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kristin zxytrbuk

Oct 30, 2007
it usually doesn't take much 2 amuse me.........but are these jokes??? are they supposed to be funny????

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