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Incredible Movie Idea #2

By: Kurt Metzger (C)
Submitted: May 15, 2006
Category: Entertainment

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O.K., sit down. This is going to be awesome. It's a horror slash thriller slash kick-ass movie!

Dakota Fanning is a young girl who everyone thinks is disturbed. She is being raised by a single parent named Greg Kinnear. You totally know something is up, because she is always making weird, scary drawings on her sketch pad and scaring everyone by talking like grown folks. Greg Kinnear is scared because she keeps talking about a monster that is coming to kill everyone in seven days. Greg and Dakota go on a thrill ride of suspense for the next seven days trying to solve the mystery. Also, they go to a scary old lighthouse. At the end it turns out that there is no monster (thank god!) and Dakota is just getting her first period.

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