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Ian Salmon
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David Copperfield

By: Ian Salmon (C)
Submitted: Oct 25, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

Well it's hard to understand why David Copperfield would rape a woman and if he did I'm sure he would just make her vanish.

I wonder if they will use handcuffs when they lock him up.

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