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DailyComedy Fake Quote of the Week

By: Dan Naturman (C)
Submitted: Oct 21, 2007
Category: News

October 22 - October 28

"I don't have a Chinaman's chance of talking my way out of this one."

- Scientist James D. Watson, in the wake of the media firestorm surrounding his comments about race and IQ.

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MARK WIDENER

Oct 22, 2007
WANNA HEAR ME PLAY THE BANJO

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