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Cousin, cousine

By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: Oct 17, 2007
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Family history research has revealed Barack Obama and Dick Cheney are actually eighth cousins.

Which of course means they are legally able to marry.

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Oct 17, 2007
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