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Ray Ellin
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 Let It Be

By: Ray Ellin (C)
Submitted: May 19, 2006
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Paul McCartney and Heather Mills are splitting up. Sources say McCartney will walk away with most of his fortune, while Mills will hop away with an autographed copy of Wings' greatest hits and a Yoko Ono dartboard.

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bix brillo
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 Yoko

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: Sep 22, 2009
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Yoko Ono
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...Yoko Ono has stated that she will never marry again or date.  She said she is quite content in an Onogamous relationship. 

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 Ono (Here We Go Again)

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Sep 3, 2009
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Yoko Ono
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The Beatles Rock Band game will be released on 9/9/09.The first game will go to Yoko Ono,who will break it up immediately. 

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 BALLOON BOY *** THE MOVIE ***

By: Kascha Kwan (M)
Submitted: Oct 18, 2009
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Balloon Boy
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Jon Lovitz and Yoko Ono have signed with HBO  to portray Richard and Mayumi Heene, parents of  " Balloon Boy " Falcon  . Former Saturday Night Live star Jon Lovitz is best known for his role as " Tommy Flanagan, the Pathological Liar ," who's most notable quote was " Yeah, That's The Ticket ! "


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 Dallas Cowboys

By: Peter Margaritis (C)
Submitted: Jan 15, 2008
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Inspired by the Dallas Cowboys loss on Sunday to the New York Giants, the rock group Barenaked Ladies announced today that they are changing the name and lyrics of their song “Be my Yoko Ono” to “Be my Jessica Simpson.”

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 Loco Yoko

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Sep 5, 2007
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John Lennon's widow Yoko Ono dissed the Prius and surprised audiences by saying, "Can someone make hybrid cars as comfortable as a Bentley, please?"

When asked for clarification, given that if her husband had lived he'd probably be at the forefront of the environmental movement, she replied, "I'm over him."

She added that the only hybrids she likes are her sons.

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 Yoko Oh-no

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Apr 24, 2008
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Yoko Ono
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Yoko Ono is suing the makers of the movie "Expelled" over the illegal use of the song "Imagine." She's even threatening to date the director and break up the production company.

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 Beatles Stamp

By: Paul Mecurio (C)
Submitted: Dec 29, 2006
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Yoko Ono
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Britain has announced it will issue a stamp with the picture of "The Beatles" on it. Sources say Yoko Ono will tear off one-quarter of the stamp, discard the remaining three-quarters and make up the difference with assorted other stamps.

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 Yoko fights for footage

By: Phil Mazo (C)
Submitted: May 2, 2008
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Yoko Ono
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Fighting over the copyright of rare John Lennon footage, Yoko Ono said she had an agreement with Anthony Cox when he shot the footage that it would never be "commercially exhibited, commercially exploited or released" - except perhaps by her.

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 Driving Miss Yoko

By: Sarit Catz (C)
Submitted: Dec 20, 2006
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The chauffeur accused of trying to blackmail Yoko Ono was indicted and jailed without bail because the judge said he is a potential flight risk.  He was accused of threatening to release embarrassing photographs of Ono unless she gave him $2 million.

 

 

 

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 John Lennon Movie

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Jan 25, 2007
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John Lennon
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'Chapter 27' - the new film about John Lennon's assassination - has been branded an insult to the music legend's memory. 'Chapter 27' in Japanese is pronounced Yoko Ono.

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