Near the end of high school, I became a trained professional wrestler and thought about pursuing it after I finished school, although my parents were not keen on that idea at all. Then I switched to stand-up comedy, and all of a sudden my parents became very supportive and encouraging. Basically the message they sent me was that it's okay for me to have a drug problem, as long as I'm not grabbing another guy's ass while doing it. 

Former Mighty Morphin Power Ranger David Frank will join the UFC. He'd have become a wrestler but he's not good enough at acting.

Bob Barker recently hosted WWE's Monday Night Raw. Where he reminded America to get our wrestlers spayed and neutered.
 

Legendary sumo wrestler Jesse Takamiyama has announced his retirement. Takamiyama plans to return to his native Hawaii where he will be the state's third largest island.

Captain Lou Albano, the charismatic wrestler, has died at 76.  At least Lou passed away in a dignified manner, a way in which we'd all like to go...with a metal bridge chair bashed halfway through his medulla oblongata as his shins were being shattered by two bikini-clad midgets wielding sledgehammers... 

Can we be sure he didn't fake his death?

LeBron James has agreed to be a guest host on WWE Raw. Nike can barely wait to confiscate the footage.

 When I was in school, my friends nicknamed me "Bundy" because I always had my head shaved like King Kong Bundy, the wrestler.And here I thought it was because I came from a dysfunctional family like Al Bundy, or had a hard time talking to women, like Ted Bundy!

While her husband Vince might find himself on the receiving end of “The People’s Elbow” if he were to run for public office, former World Wrestling Entertainment CEO Linda McMahon is being treated like a serious candidate after announcing that she will step into the ring and run for the Connecticut Senate seat presently held by Democrat Christopher Dodd. McMahon is being promoted as a self-funded fiscal conservative but socially left-leaning outsider with a vicious Pile Driver and a callous Cactus Clothesline.

Needless to say, the announcement gave myself, as well as McMahon's fellow Republican challengers, a chance to make corny jokes about whether she was "a heavyweight or a welterweight," but the fact remains she has proven herself a worthy adversary. Her history of savage steel cage matches and uncanny aerial abilities when leaping headfirst from the top turnbuckle only serve to confirm speculation that she will prove a fearless and formidable opponent.

As the public weighs in on McMahon’s candidacy, one political expert went so far as to say she "could improve the image of the party" in the state… because, as we all know, nothing spruces up a party’s image like knee-high boots, form-fitting spandex and a mask.