Scientists found them living in their mothers' basements playing video games.  

I'm so excited for The Beatles: Rock Band to come out for XBox. I'm already calling 3 of my best friends, and an Asian girl I don't like.

One thing I learned about Singstar on PS3 tonight wasn't that I can get more than 9500 points for 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua, but that it builds the self esteem of tone deaf people.

So yeah..... the new Mickey Mouse look they've made for the upcoming Wii game....makes him look like he's on a  2-day bender and is looking for an 8-ball at 3:00AM

Those two Northwest pilots who overshot the airport had a valid excuse.  They were on their laptops testing out a new cockpit video game they'd designed together.  "We designed it for all those folks who'd like to fly a commercial airliner, but of course, will never be given that responsibility.  Just like us."

The blockbuster sci-fi movie “District 9” which caricatures Nigerians as gangsters and cannibals and a Sony PlayStation ad which implies they are fraudsters have infuriated the African country battling to improve its image.

Nigeria’s government responded by dispatching soldiers to Sony’s corporate headquarters, where they conned their way into the building, took hostages, and ate the head of the studio head.

Some Florida police are in trouble for being caught on camera playing Wii Bowling during a drug raid. Nerds!

You know when you're too desperate to get laid? When you sell your video games. 

What have we done to our kids tho seriously?, things were alot different when i was growing up, Fast food is now healthy, video games now have fucken fitness programmes, have you seen that shit. Wii Fit.got this fucken board that you stand on and it tells you how fat you are...wow, thanks...im glad i bought this game.

Seriously dont buy this game for your girlfriends if you EVER want to get laid again. Here you go honey its fun,stand on this..calculating body mass....Oh wow you got.... the high... score...yaaaaaaaay :s ..the couch?....ok :(. 

Did you hear about the new video game out there which allows players to mix, scratch, and crossfade songs.. It's called DJ Hero and the game controller is a combination turntable / effects mixer.. During game development, the question most asked by teen focus qroups was......"What the hell is a turntable?"..