Scientists found them living in their mothers' basements playing video games.  

I'm so excited for The Beatles: Rock Band to come out for XBox. I'm already calling 3 of my best friends, and an Asian girl I don't like.

One thing I learned about Singstar on PS3 tonight wasn't that I can get more than 9500 points for 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua, but that it builds the self esteem of tone deaf people.

So yeah..... the new Mickey Mouse look they've made for the upcoming Wii game....makes him look like he's on a  2-day bender and is looking for an 8-ball at 3:00AM

 I love playing video games. It's the one time fingering matters.

Those two Northwest pilots who overshot the airport had a valid excuse.  They were on their laptops testing out a new cockpit video game they'd designed together.  "We designed it for all those folks who'd like to fly a commercial airliner, but of course, will never be given that responsibility.  Just like us."

FALL CITY, Wash. (AP) - The center, called ReSTART, is somewhat ironically located near Redmond, headquarters of Microsoft and a world center of the computer industry. It opened in July and for $14,000 offers a 45-day program intended to help people wean themselves from pathological computer use, which can include obsessive use of video games, texting, Facebook, eBay, Twitter and any other time-killers brought courtesy of technology.

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The twelve-step program features a series of online therapy sessions, interactive dialogue, and a user-created virtual therapist. 

The blockbuster sci-fi movie “District 9” which caricatures Nigerians as gangsters and cannibals and a Sony PlayStation ad which implies they are fraudsters have infuriated the African country battling to improve its image.

Nigeria’s government responded by dispatching soldiers to Sony’s corporate headquarters, where they conned their way into the building, took hostages, and ate the head of the studio head.

Some Florida police are in trouble for being caught on camera playing Wii Bowling during a drug raid. Nerds!

You know when you're too desperate to get laid? When you sell your video games.