...1st annual Erectile Dysfunction Olympics will be held this year...event will last no more than 4 hrs, and will be held at Lake Flaccid 

I love how the commercial states that if you have a errection for more than 4 hours to call your doctor. Why?  Do they assume your doctor is hot?

www.jerrywolski.com  

What do you get after you pop a Viagra, vote, and participate in a marathon... A run-off erection..

   A reformed polygamist has this to say to other men regarding his former lifestyle:  "If you enjoy living in fear, under intense financial pressure; tolerating constant bickering; accumulating mothers-in-law and using Viagra like breath mints, you'll love polygamy!

I can't believe that I was kicked off the Pro Bass Tour.My rod tested positive for Viagra. 

   "Niagara Viagra:  The Honeymoon Package. 

   "For you, there will be no falls!" 

 The NFL fined Titans owner Bud Adams $250,000 on Monday for shooting both fingers repeatedly at Buffalo fans while celebrating Tennessee’s 41-17 win over the Bills.  That will teach him not to overdose on Viagra!  

...Columbian culinary school has invented the "love dessert."  It's made from passion fruit and Viagra.  The concoction is quite delicious and low in calories, but the creators warn that you should consult your doctor if you have an appetite for it that lasts longer than 4 hours.   

One female employee said that Letterman used sex aids like erotic creams, leather whips, and Viagra.  

After a year of research on Viagrat, Cialon, and Leviton, New York University scientists have concluded that Cialon gives the "best bang for the buck."