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Doug Chagnon
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Obey the Snow Gods

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Jan 19, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Weed

221 Jokes  15 Videos

Some ski slope workers shaved their heads to appease the snow gods. Others sacrificed mock skis and snowboards in a bonfire, in hopes of some much needed snow at Vermont ski resorts. But mostly, they just smoked a lot of pot.

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Ben and Jerry's Introduces Same Sex Ice Cream

By: Mark Leib (M)
Submitted: Sep 2, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Ice Cream

47 Jokes  1 Videos

Ben and Jerry's Introduces Same Sex Ice Cream

Ben and Jerry's, the Vermont based ice cream company is celebrating the states move to approve gay marriage by renaming the popular "Chubby Hubby" as "Hubby Hubby" for the next month.

The ice cream flavor is mostly vanilla , mixed with chocolate covered, peanut butter-filled pretzels, with a peanut butter ripple and filled with fudge.

Nothing says gayer than an ice cream with little tunnels of pretzels filled with peanut butter, brown swirly ripples followed by a fudge packing.


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'Til 2012 Do Us Part ? Presidential Vows:

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 13, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Joe Biden

72 Jokes  1 Videos

If these guys have any more vows they’ll be marrying in Vermont.
 
 
Obama vows efforts to halt piracy- April 2009
Obama vows to help small businesses- March 2009
Obama vows to pursue a planet free of nuclear weapons- April 2009
Obama vows support for free markets- March 2009
Obama vows to 'dismantle' al-Qaeda and Taliban in Afghanistan-March 2009
Obama vows to get U.S. troops out by 2011- April 2009
Obama vows to break cycle of job losses- March 2009
Obama vows earmark reform- March 2009
Obama vows to reform Wall Street- March 2009
Obama vows to cut pork, later- March 2009
Obama vows climate 'engagement'- November 2008
Obama vows new era- January 2009
 
Biden vows To "Follow The Money"-February 2009
Biden vows to "Embarrass" Governors Against the Socialist Plan- February 2009
Biden vows 'responsible' Iraq pullout- January 2009
Biden vows break with Bush era foreign policy- December 2008
Biden vows to tackle gun violence- April 2009
Biden vows U.S. Will Fight Terror In Afghanistan- January 2009
Biden vows no pet project in stimulus bill- Decmber 2008
 
 


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Lawn Order: Special Victims' Unit

By: John Delery (C)
Submitted: Sep 20, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Utah

42 Jokes

Utah police, desperate to reach their quota of WTF arrests, apprehended a 70-year-old Orem woman, and, after a struggle, charged her with “failing to maintain her landscaping.” Besides being an eyesore, authorities say a brown lawn violates Utah’s strictly enforced Whitest State West of Vermont edict.

“I’d of thought by now that homeowners around here woulda learned that brown lawns is as offensive as black skin,” said the arraignment judge, Klayton K. Klancy.

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Kascha Kwan
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FLY THE FRIENDLY SKIES

By: Kascha Kwan (M)
Submitted: Nov 13, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Airport

444 Jokes  17 Videos

A United Airlines pilot was arrested at London's Heathrow Airport yesterday for being drunk .  The co-pilot allegedly blew the whistle on pilot Erwin Vermont Washington just moments before they were to take-off . Washington denied he was intoxicated at the time of his arrest . As Scotland Yard detectives escorted Mr Washington out of the cockpit and into a waiting police car, he was heard shouting,  " You damned Brits still can't get over losing the colony 230 years ago ! "   Asked what he will do for a job afterwards, Washington told a reporter " I'll probably sign-up with Northwest Airlines . "


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YeeHaw, I Do

By: Todd Justice (C)
Submitted: Apr 3, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Vermont

24 Jokes

MONTPELIER, Vt. — Vermont's House of Representatives gave preliminary approval Thursday night to a historic same-sex marriage bill, sending a clear message to the entire state.

"If we can marry our sister, we can marry our brother!"


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Bad CEO

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Mar 19, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Health Care

91 Jokes

Less than a week after Southwestern Vermont Health Care found out that accounting errors had reduced expected revenue by $5 million, its CEO has resigned. The CFO got a government-funded bonus from AIG.


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Bad Boys in Vermont

By: B Manzo (M)
Submitted: Apr 22, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Vermont

24 Jokes

A man was arrested for organizing a public pillow fight outside a mall in Vermont. The officer who broke up the pillow fight was quickly promoted to the bicycle unit and received the unit’s highest honor—a 21 squeeze horn salute.         

 


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Barack, Ben, and Jerry

By: Jerry Wolski (C)
Submitted: Mar 5, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Barack Obama

884 Jokes  28 Videos

To celebrate his victory in the Vermont Democratic Presidential Primary, native sons Ben and Jerry have decided to name an ice cream flavor in honor of Barack Obama. Coming soon to a freezer near you, "Barack Cherry."

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I'm sure it's around here somewhere

By: Tony Lombard (C)
Submitted: Jan 16, 2008
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Porn

198 Jokes  9 Videos

The federal government is requesting that a District Court in Vermont order a man, suspected of child pornography, to type the password into his computer that would unlock his files, despite his claim that this would constitute self-incrimination. Said the lawyer for the accused, "The government is just mad that they couldn't find the post-it note with all his passwords."

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Boy in a Closet

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Jul 8, 2009
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Vermont

24 Jokes

Police in Bennington, Vt., say a man spent almost six years sexually abusing a boy whom he hit, threatened and locked in a bedroom while denying him food and water. The man is known as the 'King of Vermont.'


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