Barack Obama and the Pope shared warm greetings.   After kneeling and kissing his ring,  the Pope got up and embraced Obama.

This was their first meeting.  However, the Pope has been following Obama on Twitter.

During the meeting the Pope expressed his opposition to abortion, stem cell research, and Jon & Kate's divorce.

Miley Cyrus appears half-naked in Vanity Fair? Who cares? Miley Cyrus bares her bra on MySpace? So what? Miley Cyrus lapdances on a 50-year-old director? Whatever. Miley Cyrus pole dances on the Teen Choice awards? Ho-hum.

 Miley Cyrus deletes her Twitter account. OMG! Now Billy Ray puts his foot down!

I Twittered my Google and came on MyFace!

 "I'm So Confused"

Too many twits, not enough wits.

Minnesota Vikings wide receiver Bernard Berrian posted a naked photo of a woman on his Twitter account. The team is angry, since the woman wasn't even on a cruise at the time.

In related news, today Bubbles the chimp opened a Twitter account.

I decided to cancel my Twitter account.I don't want to sound paranoid, but I'm pretty sure people are following me. 

...bigger than Meghan McCain's breasts on Twitter.

Turns out Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has a real law breaker right in his own home -- his wife Maria Shriver. The Governor finally caught wind of his wife's illegal activity -- habitually talking on her cell phone while driving! That violates the new law that her hubby supported and signed into law just last year. Maria was photographed twice driving her car while holding her cell phone -- most recently last Sunday in Los Angeles. Had she been busted, she would have owed the bankrupt state of California $20 plus fees for the first offense and $50 plus fees for the second. The pictures were forwarded to Schwarzenegger who went on Twitter and dropped the following note to Harvey Levin: "Thanks for bringing her violations to my attention. There's going to be swift action."  ***MARLAR: He says there is no truth to the rumor that he is going to terminate her. 

Is Bob Dylan Christian or Jewish these days? It's so hard to keep track. There should be a web site for that like "Is Twitter Down?" Yeah, there's an app for that.

Terrell Owens said he feels goaded by the media.  At least that's what he told his reflection as he Twittered about himself.