Osama Bin Laden has called off his Jihad against the United States for now . He told his followers today,  " We do not have to risk our lives fighting the Great Satan .  We now have almighty BP, Wall Street, Toyota, and Barrack Obama working for us ."   

Police found the device in a smoking Nissan Pathfinder.    Thank God it was a Nissan.  If it had been a Toyota, you know it would have blown up. 

380 million eggs have been recalled.  Stupid me; I never even knew that Toyota had a model called the Egg.

It was so hot today that Takeru Kobayashi stormed the stage of a popsicle-eating contest. 

It was so hot that Toyota drivers didn't care if the brakes, steering, and gas pedal weren't working as long as their cars had air conditioning. 

It was so hot that Dick Cheney shot a lawyer with a super soaker. 

It was so hot that BP spilled a pitcher of iced tea. 

A trail of smoke from Hilton's Cadillac Escalade attracted the attention of a motorcycle officer who pulled the vehicle over.  The cop's suspicion was aroused when he saw smoke coming from a vehicle that wasn't a Toyota.

BP has been awarded the Venezuelan Lifetime Engineering Award by President Hugo Chavez. Honorable mentions were also received by engineers of the Toyota Prius, Skylab and the Hindenburg 

 Ninety percent of cars in Afghanistan's capital are said to be aging Toyota Corollas. The Toyotas have a better chance to be recalled than the troops do.

after all the bad press was taken off the Toyota company by all the "Bad Eggs" in the country, the CEO of Toyota decided to celebrate and take all the factory workers to breakfast... At Denny's..

At the new plant Toyota will be making two kinds of electric cars:  one that uses a two-prong plug and one that uses a three-prong plug.

Striking workers are demanding better wages and benefits, improved working conditions, and vending machines with juice boxes.