 By now everyone knows about Mel Gibson's infamous phone call rant . However one day earlier Mel had telephoned several trusted friends for advice on how to handle his situation with girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva .
Alec Baldwin : " Mel tell her she's a thoughtless little pig and she made you feel like shit . Go and straighten her ass out ! "
Chris Brown : " Oksana needs a bat to the side of the head, Mel . Want me to come over ? "
Michael Richards : " Fifty years ago we'd have her upside down with a f**king fork up her ass . Look Mel, she's a nagger throw her ass out ! "
Kobe Bryant : " Hey Mel, tell her you're gonna come over and rape her communist ass . I would ! "
Gary Coleman's Ghost : " Mel, tell that bitch to go phuck herself . Why don't you hit her with a bus and drown her in the ocean ? "
Sarah Palin : " Mr. Gibson, tell her if she gets raped by a pack of wild Negrows it's her own fault . "
Archie Bunker : " You're right Mel , the Jews are responsible for all the trouble in the world . I think your pinko girlfriend may just be a Heb, if you know what I mean (wink) . "
Tiger Woods : " I'll take her off your hands . You know how I feel Mel, " " If she's White she's alright, if she's Black send her back . "
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