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A priest in Texas has condemned Jessica and Ashlee Simpson for using sex to sell their music, saying, "Jessica and Ashlee will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell."
Thank God they have their plastic surgeon on speed-dial.
These clips of Hank Azaria are some of my favorites.... Hank is so funny, so talented, and a great guest to have. After this episode originally aired, a bit of controversy arose... Hank and I talked about George Takei - he played Sulu on Star Trek, and did a voice on the Simpson's - and some people misinterpreted Hank's story...it's all in the 3rd clip. Watch all the videos - if you are a Simpson's fan, you will LOVE them. Hank is awesome. More Hank clips to come! --Ray
Hank talks about his early years mimicing voices as a kid, his first commercial role, being a standup comic, and more.
Hank Azaria shares how he first got on the Simpson's as Moe; his early work, including "Pretty Woman"; Professor Frink; the process how a Simpson's episode is made.
Hank Azaria tells the story of George Takei working on the Simpsons... apparently George did one episode and had enough... enjoy Hank's story; he also discusses the origins of Comic Book Guy; and sings Apu's "SGT. Pepper" song.
Hank Azaria discusses Simpson's characters including Milhouse's father; Chief Wiggum; Woody Allen; whether or not their is any competition on the show; Captain Crunch; Old Sea Captain; Lou the cop.
Hank Azaria is a 4-time Emmy Award winning actor. You know him from many films including The Birdcage, Quiz Show, and Godzilla, plus television shows such as Friends, Mad About You, and Huff, and also as the star of one of the longest running and greatest programs in television history, The Simpsons. He starred in the Tony-winning Broadway show "Spamalot" and is currently starring in the Broadway show "The Farnsworth Invention."
Have you guys seen this clip? It's from the last episode of "LateNet with Ray Ellin," where Ray's guest is Hank Azaria, who does many of the Simpsons voices. I love Hank.. he's very talented. In this clip he talks about George Takei creeping out an intern from the show.
On Tuesday, the Howard Stern show (with guest George Takei) played the clip and unjustly called Hank an a-hole for saying George was creepy... uh, I hate to break it to them... but *ANY* regular guest on the Stern show is creepy! That's part of their charm.
WASHINGTON – Ten of the nation's largest banks were given the green light Tuesday to repay $68 billion in government bailout money, freeing them from restrictions on executive compensation that they say are making it hard to keep their top-performing executives.
The top-performing executives almost bankrupted our country, something like Homer Simpson being in charge!(I guess we should be glad the second tier executives, the Barneys, weren’t in charge!)
CARACAS, Venezuela - A Venezuelan TV channel has yanked "The Simpsons" off the air because it may be inappropriate for children. Taking its place: "Baywatch Hawaii", a much better show for children which teaches them to trust their lives to dumb blonds with fake breasts.
Contrary to popular belief, real breasts float, and fake breasts sink (I know that cause I watch Manswers on Spike TV, a show full of valuable life saving information)
So if you're drowning and fake breasts are coming to save you... might as well cop a feel, cause it may be your last.
I would like to point out that no one ever died from watching the Simpsons.
Virginia politicians from both parties joined forces on Capitol Hill to propose cutting more than $300 million from the planned Metro line to Dulles Airport to meet cost guidelines and pressure the FTA to approve the project. How did the politicians save $300 million from the budget you say? Here are the top ten cost saving measures:
10) Ladies' voice that says, "Keep away from the doors" will be replaced with Homer Simpson saying, "Doh".
9) Trains stations along the route will only be built if sponsorship is found from local businesses (next stop, AOL station).
8) First Class rail cars with carpeting and places to sit will cost extra $5.
7) Escalators will permanently not work.
6) Lost and Found items will be confiscated and re-sold to Walmart.
5) Station managers will be replaced by Day Laborers*
4) Park and Rides will require weekly onsite vehicle inspections (with all the applicable fees)
3) Refreshments will be allowed on trains, but only as gifts to the train conductors, who will not be able to feed their families based on their new Dulles Metro line salaries.
2) System maps will be replaced by large signs encouraging riders to be patient until the air conditioning systems are installed sometime in the year 2050.
1) Virginia resident speeding ticket rates will be extended and doubled for out of state residents, especially those driving in from West Virginia who expect to park at Dulles and use the line to commute to their government jobs in DC.
After being plagued for 55 years with the torment of a pencil lodged in her head, a German woman has finally had it removed. When reached for comment, Homer Simpson added, "Copycat!"
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A shopkeeper in Spain found a euro with Homer Simpson's face on it. The most amazing part is . . . it's still worth more than the American dollar.
Via AP News
