Dallas Cowboy Terrell Owens is denying that his recent trip to the hospital was a suicide attempt saying he couldn’t possibly find time to kill himself when he’s too busy killing Dallas’ season.

A 1,000 lb. chainsaw carving of former Buffalo Bills running back Thurman Thomas is missing one day after it was unveiled. But it still has more catches than Terrell Owens.

Buffalo Bills cornerback Terrence McGee hurt his arm while covering Terrell Owens. McGee got mixed up when T.O. went one way and his ego went the other.

Michael Vick is hoping to repair his image by starring in a new reality show. It's done wonders for Terrell Owens.

Terrell Owens practiced with the Buffalo Bills for the first time. Owens is confident, in good health, and right on schedule for his June meltdown.

Terrell Owens has signed a contract with the Bills. Owens is hoping he can lead the team to four straight Super Bowl losses.
 

Terrell Owens wants Michael Vick to be reinstated immediately by the NFL, and said any extension of his suspension would be similar to "kicking a dead horse." Nice that Vick has moved onto other animals.

The Tennessee Titans beat the Buffalo Bills in the preseason Hall of Fame Game.  Though football doesn't really get going until Terrell Owens starts complaining.

The Baltimore Ravens gave Terrell Suggs the most lucrative contract ever for a linebacker. Ray Lewis said he'd even more proud of Suggs if he did all that AND watched his friends kill somebody.

Terrell Owens missed practice with the Bills due to a sore toe. The weight of his ego can be hard on the lower extremities.

Terrell Owens said he feels goaded by the media.  At least that's what he told his reflection as he Twittered about himself.