Titans quarterback Vince Young wandered away from home after being booed at Sunday's game.  Friends said he was terribly upset - because he had Tom Brady on his fantasy team.

 The NFL fined Titans owner Bud Adams $250,000 on Monday for shooting both fingers repeatedly at Buffalo fans while celebrating Tennessee’s 41-17 win over the Bills.  That will teach him not to overdose on Viagra!  

The Cleveland Browns are battling a bad bout of flu. Whereas Cleveland Browns fans are battling a bad bout of depression. Meanwhile, the Tennessee Titans are not battling the flu. They just suck.

In Nashville, Tennessee, team owner Bud Adams, was fined $250,000 by the NFL, for apparently making obscene gestures at Buffalo Bills fans during his Titans 41-17 win.

Adams, who says he was just signaling his coaches on the field to run “play #1,” agreed to pay the fine, because it worked and his team won. 

The Tennessee Titans beat the Buffalo Bills in the preseason Hall of Fame Game.  Though football doesn't really get going until Terrell Owens starts complaining.

1. Remember the milk.

2. Take out the garbage.

3. Walk the dog.

4. Release the Kraken.

 Kinda boring but it's better than Hercules' to-do list, which includes cleaning out the stables.

In honor of the big game coming up, Pittsburgh mayor Luke Ravenstahll is temporarily changing his name to Luke Steelerstahll.  In a similar move, Disney is re-releasing "Remember the Titans" under the new title "Remember the Three Red Zone Turnovers."

Tennessee Titans running back Chris Johnson says he can't play for $550,000 a year.  I mean come on, the guy's gotta eat.

Titans runnung back Chris Johnson promised every one of his offensive linemen a new car if he breaks the 2,000 yard mark. This is the first time a black person has ever "offered" a person a car. Now maybe they can drive to go see a real NFL team play! 

Police have put Steve McNair's death back in the news by releasing his final text messages. Because the Titans' 0-6 start wasn't quite bad enough.

Tennessee Titans backup Vince Young said that he wants to avoid any hoopla this season.  Which will be pretty easy, what with him not playing any games.