Ellen DeGeneres has been named the 4th judge on American Idol.

Sources close to her say she feels  pretty and witty and gay.

Oprah has announced today that her show will be ending in September of 2011…or 15 months earlier than the Mayans predicted.

   An elderly local sign-maker found that he had in stock over 20,000 somewhat dated placards, declaring :  "The Customer Is Always Right."

   The oldtimer was not optimistic about selling these signs --until he got an idea and made a quick phone call.

   Fox News bought them all. 

I think we can safely rule out Dobbs joining Telemundo.

...British singer Susan Boyle claims she was bullied and beaten as a child.  And she still has the ugly stick to prove it.   

It was insanity at CNN in Atlanta yesterday.  First, that ancient anchorman with the bad caps quit his job.  Next, the sex tape video-breast implant-California wacko Carrie Prejean nearly walked off The Larry King Show. The two of them were introduced  in the hallway: "Lou Dobbs, meet "New Knobs"!

 Joe Perry recently stated that Aerosmith won't be waiting for Steven Tyler to return to the fold. Well, if they need a singer with a busted face, Susan Boyle's available.

The Pittsburgh Steelers have a player on their team named Mike Wallace...Now I know what you're thinking... and NO, he's not the oldest player in the NFL.. but he does play a game that lasts "60 Minutes"..

#1.....More trouble for the Jay leno show.  The latest numbers are out and his ratings have slipped to their lowest ever.  Its gotten so bad he is asking the government for a bailout.

#2....But Leno's moods are surprisingly high....even though he is taking it on the chin !!

Oprah Winfrey will be ending her show in 2011.Which means she's moving into the 10 PM slot. 

Larry King celebrated his birthday on November 19.As a precautionary measure,fire retardant material was dropped on his blazing birthday cake.