2009 has been a big year for us.  We made history this year!  Got a new President... out with the Bush, in with the Fro!  President Obama declared 2009 the year of Change, but a lot of people believe we haven't seen that change.  I beg to differ.  I'm proud to say that after years of discrimination and fighting that FINALLY Taco Bell has offered us a Black Taco!  

So the taco bell chihauhua died. I would imagine it was from eating Taco Bell. 

Cuba, in the mist of a serious economic crisis, is running out of toilet paper.

Due to this epidemic, all Taco Bell's in Cuba will be closed down. 

I'd like to try one of those new Black Jack black tacos at Taco Bell.But I'm pretty sure that I would crap out.

Either the school is facing severe financial problems or school lunches are now being catered by Taco Bell.

I have a bronzed Taco Bell bean burrito as a hood ornament.It's a real flatus symbol. 

The Taco Bell Chihuahua had gone undercover and joined the Speedy Gonzales drug cartel to take a bite out of crime. His last words were, "Don't bogart that chalupa." He was greeted at the Pearly Gates by Bill Dana and Desi Arnaz. Hopefully, he'll be joined soon by Carlos Mencia and Guillermo the parking lot security guard.

I stopped at Taco Bell today for lunch.  I couldn't believe all the choices I had to make: soft or hard shell taco, mild or hot sauce,  Rolaids or Tums.  

A woman in Texas was involved in an accident, and ran her car straight into a Taco Bell.Fluids immediately began running out of the vehicle.