The 10 nominee's for the  " 2009 Emotionally Challenged Female Celebrity Of The Year Award " are as follows , : 1). Liza "  With a Z " Minnelli , 2). Elizabeth " Once married a Hilton "  Taylor ,  3). " Shotgun  Sarah " Palin ,  4). LaToya " Phantom of the Opera " Jackson ,  5). Lindsay " Cat Burglar " Lohan ,  6). Debbie " I'll Kick Your Ass " Rowe , 7). Susan " Young Frankenstein " Boyle , 8). Sharon " Bad Karma " Stone , 9).  Naomi " Flying BlackBerry " Campbell ,  10). Tyra " Tyra Loves Tyra " Banks  ................The voting will take place at a later date  .........................................................................( kascha & whitney )

...British singer Susan Boyle claims she was bullied and beaten as a child.  And she still has the ugly stick to prove it.   

Terrified locals in a South American town are running scared after a strange creature crawled out of a lake Saturday and charged school kids.

According to the youngsters’ account, the five-foot creature emerged from a cave and attacked them. In a desperate bid to defend themselves, the four terrified boys hurled rocks at the strange creature to kill it, before throwing its corpse in the water and running away. Their disbelieving parents returned to the lake the following day and were stunned to discover the beast's body washed up on the shore.

And in related news…

The search continues for Britain’s Got Talent finalist Susan Boyle who has been missing since Saturday. (So much for the singer’s highly publicized makeover.)

 Joe Perry recently stated that Aerosmith won't be waiting for Steven Tyler to return to the fold. Well, if they need a singer with a busted face, Susan Boyle's available.

A recent batch of Flintstone vitamins had a quality problem.  Due to a production error, Fred Flintstone looked like Susan Boyle.

Chastity Bono said she was inspired by the recent sex change of Susan Boyle.

French President Nicolas Sarkozy condemned the wearing of burkas on Monday, saying the traditional Muslim garment that covers women from head to toe was a "sign of subservience" and was not "welcome in France."  The French President said, however, that he would make an exception if Susan Boyle would visit France. 

A just finished study at Johns Hopkins University school of Medicine, shows that the pus filled sacs - commonly refered to as "boils" have asked that American Idol star, Susan Boyle change her name as they feel she has brought their name a negative connotation.

I had a terrible dream last night, a real blood curdling nightmare, so bad infact i woke up screaming, i dremt i had a HUGE boil on the end of my penis, no ordinary boil.....

It was Susan Boyle

Giant Demolition Ball.  That's funny, the first time that I saw her I thought her ass looked like a Giant Demolition Ball.