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Gillian Gibbons, a British teacher in Sudan, has been sentenced to fifteen days in prison for allowing her class to name its teddy bear "Muhammad."
To appease the radical Muslims, Gibbons has agreed to allow the class to name their next bear, "Damn Jews!"
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Sudan has found the British teacher who allowed students to name a teddy bear 'Muhammad' guilty of insulting religion and inciting hatred against Islam, and has sentenced her to 15 days in jail and to deportation.
Upon hearing this news, people all over Sudan began naming teddy bears Muhammad.
While jurists in the free world mostly agreed with the Sudan verdict, they disagreed with the charges, saying that the teacher instead should have been convicted for insulting a teddy bear.
They argued that naming a bed of nails or a guillotine 'Muhammad' is one thing, but warm and fuzzy objects such as teddy bears truly run contrary to Islam.
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An international court has charged Sudanese president Omar al-Bashir with genocide. He in turn charged his people with violating the street code of not snitching.
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After being pardoned by the Sudanese president and smuggled out of the country, teacher Gillian Gibbons said she was "really sad to leave and if I could go back to work tomorrow then I would." She also revealed that the entire drama was caused by the vengeance of a disgruntled office assistant at the school, reminding us why it's always important to get on the good side of the office assistant:
[A] wicked plot by [Gibbons'] school’s office assistant Sarah Khaward led to charges of breaking Sudan’s strict religious laws.
In the West, if you piss of the office assistant, she can make sure you get shorted on supplies or that you never get your paycheck on time. In the East, she can get "10,000 sword-wielding fanatics [taking] to the streets demanding [your] execution."
As for calling for a teacher's execution because she allowed students to name a teddy Muhammad, clearly the more rational response would have been to execute the children and their parents.
Islam defined:
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 Armed Islamic crazies are rioting in the Sudanese capital, Khartoum. They are incensed because a British teacher allowed her students to name a class Teddy bear, Mohammed.
I am offended too, not for insulting Mohammed, but with sullying Teddy with the name of a 4th century nutjob who called himself a prophet.
Teddy Rules!
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The British teacher accused of heresy in Sudan for naming a teddy bear Mohammed has been pardoned. The British government said that she didn’t deserve to die for something as silly as this.
Not giving birth to an heir to the king...now that would have been a different story.
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Jimmy Carter Lays A Wreath at Arafat's Tomb in Ramallah
Dubbed the "godfather of terrorism," Arafat was linked to the deaths of two American diplomats in the Sudan in 1973 -- one of many terror acts laid at his feet...Most visiting American dignitaries -- including President Bush -- have avoided Arafat's tomb...no active U.S. Executive Branch member had ever laid a wreath on Arafat's grave.
Someone should tell Jimma it's a nice gesture, but Arafat can't see him from hell. At least Carter will be able to tell him about it soon enough.
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Red Bull pulled an ad from Italian television that drew critcism for being disrespectful to Christianity. The advert depicted four wise men, instead of three, visiting Mary and the Baby Jesus in Bethlehem. The fourth wise man bore a can of the soft drink.
Red Bull is also considering pulling their ad on Sudanese TV that depicts a talking chimp named Mohammed holding the soft drink.
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