It was reported that Nadya Suleman, aka "The OctoMom," had a short-lived career as a stripper.

She quit the business after customers complained about "her creepy eight nipples."

A Florida Catholic priest is fighting a stripper for custody of the baby girl conceived during their seven year relationship. The now former Catholic priest is unemployed while the ex-stripper owns a Miami dollar store.

While this story is wrong on many levels, I find it ironic that the stripper now owns, of all things a dollar store.

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A Cape Cod man was arrested yesterday after repeatedly trying to look into a public restroom. Three years ago he was arrested for the same thing outside a local strip club. Authorities are trying to figure out if he is a pervert or just really cheap.

I haven't been to a strip club in 7 years. I was tired of getting hit up for private shows when I'd already seen the privates in question. 

Knowing that people are suffering in the current economic crisis, 20 former pickpockets are helping a new program slip money to random people.

The program is a strip club. 

LaToya Jackson called in to discuss her murder conspiracy plot on Larry King Live . She also wanted the world to know just how much she loved and admired her late brother .  During the phone conversation the outspoken and often controversial host asked LaToya about her 1991 tell-all book  " LaToya : Growing-up in the Jackson Family. "   " LaToya, in 1993 on the Howard Stern Show, you and your husband Jack Gordon said you believed the rumors that Michael was a vacuous, maloderous, child-touching pervert . What do you have to say about that ? "   LaToya replied , " Oh Larry, if you believe that nonsense you will also believe i was a stripper , posed nude in Playboy , and Jack Gordon died and went to Heaven ! "  

In a desperate measure to get votes, Speaker Nancy Pelosi offered to give fence-sitting Congressmen a lap dance.

Miley Cyrus is already working a stripper pole at the age of 16.She hopes for her first baby to drop by the time she reaches 18. 

After an anonymous tip, a man wanted for wounding three people at a Providence RI strip club was captured in Atlanta. The tip was placed down the pants and in the underwear of an Atlanta police officer.

I was alerted of unusual activities at the fire station,when firemen were seen sliding down a stripper pole

When I was in college, I was once thrown out of a strip club for tossing quarters at the strippers. I hit a girl square in the face with a coin and the bouncer hit me square in the face with his fist.

I impart this pathetic tale because I am honestly curious what customers do at strip clubs in Europe. How do you “make it rain” with a pocket full of coins? Wouldn’t that be hail?