I've heard the vagina called a lot of things i.e. hair pie, whisker biscuit, fly trap, Christina Augilera,   but "hiking the Appalachin Trail" is new on me. 

Less than a day after Rep. Joe Wilson formally apologized to President Obama over his "you lie" outburst, the South Carolina Republican has raised "more than $200,000".

Now we only need about 449 thousand more outbursts and this 90 billion dollar health care plan is paid for.

 A South Carolina woman developed amnesia after having sex. Damn, if only I had that luck.

A man caught having sex with a horse in a South Carolina stable has been sentenced to three years in prison. I don't know who to feel sorry for, the horse or his new cell mate?

 Kayne was on Jay Leno last night trying to apologize about the VMA incident involving Taylor Swift, but right in the middle of his apology..SC Representative Joe Wilson interupted him yelling, "YOU LIAR!"

Congressman Joe Wilson shouted "You lie" after Obama said in an address that illegal immigrants wouldn't be ensured.

"That needs to be put in context," Joe Wilson said, after the speech. "I was actually cut off by a constituent. The full comment was intended to be positive. What I was trying to say was 'You lie... with one of the hottest First Ladies, ever.'"

Congressman Joe Wilson blurted out in Joint Session of Congress that Obama is a liar, while Governor Mark Sanford, both representing South Carolina, 'tooled' with an Argentinian hottie. When polled, the average South Carolinian asked, "Who's Wilson and Sanford?"

THIS JUST IN...JOE WILSON TO ANNOUNCE KANYE WEST AS HIS RUNNING MATE IN 2012.

"Hey, I didn't curse the bitch, said Serena. I was poe-lite! Anyway, that Joe Wilson guy who called Obama a liar called me right away and offered his prayers. And, that whitey line slut...she ain't never had been a playin!'"

"That Joe Wilson's calling me a liar is more than I can take. Worse than Michelle's complaining about how long I last. Of course, under my new plan, I get Viagra for life. See, I told you there's a bone in my Health Care thing in there for every American! And, from now on, the chef keeps away from those redneck ribs!"

A South Carolina woman who heard a giant splash in her backyard discovered a 650-pound cow had fallen into her swimming pool. The 'splash and run' is said to be payback for all late-night tipping episodes from years past.